two couples were playin cards one evenin. one of da usbands, jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on da floa. whun he batty down unda da table to pick them up, he noticed dat ray's bitch shaniqua, did ave a legs spread wide, and she wasn't wearin any underwear! shocked by dis, jerry, upon tryin to sit up again, it is ead on da table and emerged red-faced. lata, jerry went into da kitchun to get some refreshments. shaniqua followed im and asked, “did yous check anythin dat yous liked unda...