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yo mama 16 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Your momma is like a shotgun, everytime I cock she blows. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 15 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought euthenasia was young people raising money to fight poverty in the far east! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 14 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

You're momma is like A bowling ball she gets fingerd thrown in the gutter and comes back for more ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 13 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 12 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo momma so country she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 11 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she stood on the scales, her phone number popped up… ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 10 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MAMA PUSSY SO OLD WHEN SHE GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN THE DOCTORS CHECKED IT OUT THEY LEFT HER TO DIE AND PUT OUT OF SERVICE SIGN ON IT ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a...

yo mama 9 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

your family so Poor i stepped on a lit ciggarete in the house and yo momma said “Please dont turn of the heat” ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 8 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

1) YO MAMA IS SO FAT, Your father couldn't even find the pussy 2) Yo mama is so fat, when she makes a fart, cheese fly round the world 3) Yo mama is so fat, they had to order a special desk to sit down 4) Yo mama is so dumb, she got screwed by a guy for a penny 5) YO mama is so ugly, that she came on the TIME magazine stating “The Ugliest Woman in the world” ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if...

yo mama 7 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YOMOMMA SOSTUPID SHE THOUGHT AN ELEVATOR WAS A MOBILE HOME ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 6 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOMS SO FAT SHE PUTS ON LIPSTICK WITH A PAINT ROLLER!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 5 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLIN BALL SHE GET'S PICKED UP , FINGERED AND THROWNED IN THE GUTTER!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 4 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOM'S LIKE CHINEASE FOOD , SWEED , SOUR & CHEAP!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 3 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YOU'RE MOMMA'S SO SLUTTY SHE CAN SUCK CTART A HARLEY!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 2 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo mama´s such a dumb ass she threw a rock at the floor and missed ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 1 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo mama´s like a vacumecleaner, she sucks,blows, and gets laid in the closet. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

Hvað er rómantík? (10 álit)

í Rómantík fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Þessari spurningu hljóta einhvern tímann allir að velta fyrir sér. Hvað er rómantík? Er einhver sem getur svarað því í fljótu bragði…. …nei ég held ekki. Því alla vegna fyrir mér er rómantík ekki eitthvað sem hægt er að gera svona bæ þé búkk. Rómantík felst í því að tveir einstaklingar (eða fleiri) eiga rólega kvöldstund saman. einginn asi ekki neitt stress bara rólegheit. Jú, það er tíbíst að deifa ljósinn, rólegtónlist, kveikja á kertum eða horfa á sólarlagið en þess þarf ekki endilega til...

The Blonde Kidnapper (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I've kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.” The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to...

Blonde Flight (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry. We can fly just fine on two engines.” An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has...

Cooking the Missionary (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Did you here about the cannibal who kept getting stomach aches. He went to the “witch doctor” who couldn't figure out what was wrong. He gave the cannibal a medicine and sent him home. The next day the cannibal came back to the witch doctor and complained of cramps and pains. The witch doctor asked him a bunch of questions and could not figure out what was wrong. As a last resort, the witch doctor asked the cannibal if he had eaten' anything strange. The cannibal replied “no.” “Well, what...

booga booga (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Three hunters on safari were captured by cannibals and for trespassing on their land the chief gave them their choice of punishment, booga booga or death. The first one said well booga booga sounds pretty sinister but at least it's better than death, so he chooses booga booga. “Booga booga”, cried the chief. All the men then proceed to pork him up the arse. The second man was horrified but he thought that being bung holed by the entire tribe was better than death, so he also choose booga...

Arguing with Women (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

50 Facts About Women (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don't understand”. 4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 5. Women will always ask questions that have no...

An Answer For Everything (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, “Honey, before you leave, please let me explain.” The wife stopped to listen. He continued, “I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast...

Á geðveikrahælinu (7 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Friðþjófur, Guðmundur og Jónas voru á geðveikrahæli (og ekki af ástæðulausu) í mörg ár. Dag einn kom yfirlæknirinn til þeirra og sagði þeim að hann ætlaði að setja þá í smá próf og ef þeir stæðust prófið, þá mættu þeir fara, en ef þeir féllu á prófinu, þá yrðu þeir að vera á hælinu í fimm ár í viðbót. Þeir samþykktu allir þrír að fara í þetta próf og læknirinn vísaði þeim á innisundlaug hælisins. Sundlaugin var alveg þurr, ekki dropi af vatni í henni. Nú fór læknirinn með sjúklingana þrjá...

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