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All In The Family XXX (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A little kid walks in his parents room and catches them making love he asks his dad what are you doing? the father said playing poker so the little kid asks so what's mom doing? so the father said she's my ace in the hole the following week the little kid is visiting his grandparents and walks in there bedroom and catches them making love and he asks grand-pa what are you doing? the grandfather said playing poker so then the little kid asks what's grand-ma doing? the grandfather said she's...

No milk for you! (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one morning. The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny’s way. In a temper tantrum he started running after them and kicking them. His mother caught him kicking the chickens, and said, “That’s it! No eggs for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny was playing in the pasture, and soon started chasing the cattle and kicking them with his feet. His mother again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, “No...

celebrating their 35th (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.” So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was...

Grandma & Grandpa (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

This old man and his wife were sitting on the porch rocking in their chairs. They'd been married for like 60 years. They just sat there rocking back and forth when all of a sudden Grandma reaches back and just slaps the hell out of Grandpa. He rubbed his face. “Ma what ya do that for” he asked. She looked at him and said “for being a sorry fuck for 60 years” They went back to rocking and in a couple of minutes Grandpa lays back and knocks the hell out of Grandma. He knocks her out of her...

women comparing (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Three women are at a bar comparing their husbands penis size to beer. The one woman says “my husband is a Mountain Dew.” Why is that asks the second wife . Because he is always mountin me and we are always doing it. The second wife says “my husband is a seven up.” Why asks the third wife . Because he is seven inches and he always has it up. Well the last wife says my husband is Jack Daniels. Why that is not a soft drink that is a liquor. I know that is my...

The Marriage of My Son (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A boy says, “Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!” The father says, “For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl.” The son says, “I've found a girl.” “Who?” “My grandmother.” “Let me get this straight,” the father says. “You want to marry my mother? You can't do that.” “Well, why not?” the son says. “You married mine!” ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho...

Marriage or Prison (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. “What's wrong with you?” she asked him. “Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were...

The Loud Wife (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. “Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?” asks the policeman. “That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,” replies the driver. The driver's wife butts in and says, “Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down.” The policeman says, “I also noticed, sir, that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car.” That is...

Disbelief (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling? “I've never felt better,” he replies. “I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidently grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near...

Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

*“Sure you'll get your figure back – we'll just search 1985 where you left it.” *“How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?” *“What's the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out.” *“Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?” *“Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!” *“I finished the Oreos.” *“Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds.” *“Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess...

Dating Vs Marriage (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue. When you are married ….You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?” When you are dating….. He holds your hand in public. When you are married ….He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating….. A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ….A King size bed...

Is That All... (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and...

50 Facts About Women (enska) (2 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don't understand”. 4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 5. Women will always ask questions that have no...

yo mama 28 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOMMA SO FAT She wears Hoola Hoops to hold up her Socks!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 27 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOMMA SO FAT in high school she sat next to everybody!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 26 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

YO MOMMA SO FAT She broke her leg and Gravy came out!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 25 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo mamma is so ugly. what's scary them screem 3 was yo mamma's face ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 24 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo momma pussy so hairy when u were born you got carpet burn ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 23 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo Mamma is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 22 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo momma so old, she went bankrupt at cesars palace ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 21 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo momma got so much hair under her arms it looks like she got buckwheet in a headlock ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 20 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo momma so fat that after sex, I rolled over 3 times and I was still on her. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 19 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

yo momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 18 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl. ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a href=”http://pub.alxnet.com/guestbook?id=2197398“ target=”_blank">hérna</a

yo mama 17 (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum, 8 mánuðum

Your momma is so poor, she can't afford food for herself. Your momma is so fat, the whole world has to bring food from other continents because she eats so much shit!! ****************************************************************************************** I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF -psycho 2001 líttu á heima síðuna mína <a href="http://kasmir.hugi.is/psycho“ target=”_blank“>hér</a> skrifaðu mér HATE MAIL <a...

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All In The Family XXX (0 álit)

No milk for you! (0 álit)

celebrating their 35th (0 álit)

Grandma & Grandpa (0 álit)

women comparing (0 álit)

The Marriage of My Son (0 álit)

Marriage or Prison (0 álit)

The Loud Wife (0 álit)

Disbelief (0 álit)

Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant (0 álit)

Dating Vs Marriage (0 álit)

Is That All... (0 álit)

50 Facts About Women (enska) (2 álit)

yo mama 28 (0 álit)

yo mama 27 (0 álit)

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