The following little pearls of Football Humour are all true… or so I'm led to believe ! “It was like living in a foreign country” Ian Rush, (ex-Liverpool) when asked how he enjoyed his time at Juventus “The match will be shown on Match of the Day this evening. If you don't want to know the result, look away now as we show you Tony Adams lifting the trophy for Arsenal Steve Rider” commentator “Lombardo speaks much better English than what people realise” Mark Goldberg, Crystal Palace chairman...