A kid and his grandfather were in a shop and the grandfather bougth some cigarettes. The kid said: can I have one of those? The grand father answered: Does your dick toutch your asshole? -No… -Then you can't have one! Later they goed to a bar and the grandfather bought a beer. The kid said: can i have one of those? The grand father answered: Does your dick toutch your asshole? -No… -Then you can't have one! Later they goed to another shop and the grandfather bougth a lotto ticket. The kid...