Rachel: Maybe we should get a divorce lawyer? Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free! Rachel: Uh, the worst day! Y’know, you think you’re making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel. Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (vandræðaleg þögn.) Seriously. Ross: I-I-I don’t even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it....