Þetta fann ég á netinu, ég vildi ekki þýða það, það gæti kanski komið eitthvað asnalega út á íslensku. How to anoy a cop: 1.When you get pulled over, say What's wrong Ossifer? There is no blood in my Alcohol! 2.When you are asked why you were speeding say, I just wanted to race! 3.When he talks to you, pretend to be deaf! 4.When he asks you if you know how fast you were going, say No, my speedometer doesn't go past 10! 5.Ask him where he bought his cool hat! 6.Tell him you were speeding...