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Reykingar eru lausnin. (36 álit)

í Deiglan fyrir 22 árum, 12 mánuðum

ÉG veit að þetta er gamalt umræðuefni en mér finnst þessi grein bara vera of góð til að vera ekki hér —————————————————————- Gott fólk. Þá er komið að því. Tíminn þegar ríkið tekur upp Marxíska hugmyndafræði við fjölmiðla, fyrir á sem vita ekki hvað ég á við með því þá skal ég útskýra. Marxísk Hugmyndafræði gengur út á það að ríkið á alla fjölmiðla. Og skulu vera tæki í uppbyggingu kommúnísks samfélags. Ég veit að Davíð og félagar eru ekki kommúnistar en þeir eru samt byrjaðir að haga eins...

Er hægt að stöðva einelti? (0 álit)

í Börnin okkar fyrir 22 árum, 12 mánuðum

Um Einelti (11 álit)

í Börnin okkar fyrir 23 árum

Þessi grein sem ég er nú að skrifa verður í tveim hlutum vegna þess, að það sem ég ætla að skrifa um er virkilega stórt mál. Það kallast einelti. Hérna ætla ég að skrifa um einelti og afleiðingar þess. Einelti felst í því að einn einstaklingur er áreittur af einum eða fleiri gerendum. Einelti skiptist í tvo flokka Andlegt og Líkamlegt. Andlegt einelti er þegar einhver er baktalaður, uppnefndur, skilinn útundan, ógnað og hafðar særandi athugasemdir um. Líkamlegt er þegar einhver er barinn,...

Nostalgíu leikir (6 álit)

í Hugi fyrir 23 árum

Hvernig væri nú að fá áhugamál um gömlu leikinna. ÞEssa sem átti að spila í DOS, spectrum, Atari o.s.f.v. <br><br>“The only duty we owe history is to rewrite it.” - Oscar Wilde

Bjöllu-kynlíf (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,...

Diesel Fitter (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

Diesel Fitter Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, “Panty stitcher; I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Sven was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter,” he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. When Ole found out, he was furious. He...

Hver var Jesús? (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone “brother” 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He...

The letters to no-one (0 álit)

í Ljóð fyrir 23 árum

HEllo, No-one, I had to write to you, you are my only friend, which I can trust. I have done something wrong, something which I rue, for it is a sin, a frime, for which my soul will rust. For love and pain, a forsaken stain, crossbreeding in my head, makes my eyes go red. Dear, no-one, can you give me any advice, for my trouble is that big, I'm in love. This woman so wonderful, she has my enticed, I would walk from hell below and heaven above. For love… My friend, no-one, yesterday I was...

Hver er besti uppistands grínistinn (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

Blaðagreinar (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

When his .38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked. ———————- The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of...

Satan í kirkju(enska) (3 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

SATAN GOES TO CHURCH A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his...

Hvernig þessi heimur virkar (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately… If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a...

Ekki deila við börn (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, it's throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah...

Nöldur (á ensku) (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 23 árum

RAMBLINGS: 1. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 2. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘GUESS’ on it. I said, Thyroid problem?“ 3. Sign In Oriental Pet Store: ”Buy one dog, get one flea…“ 4. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. 5. I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first. 6. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. 7....