Basketball Player A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What's that?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. “What's that?” the lady...