What did you think about Alastair Campbell coming to your concert?“ enquired the interested young executive as a decidedly vacant look clouded Britney's pretty face. ”Alastair Campbell?“ she mused. ”I've never heard of him. Who is he?“ ”Well,“ said her inquisitor, ”he's Tony Blair's right-hand man.“ Still no joy. ”Tony Blair?“ echoed Britney. ”I've never heard of him either. Who is he?“ When it was explained that Mr Blair is the Prime Minister of l'il ol' Britain ”Britain?" never heard of...