Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a problem, that Johnny's teacher called his father to discuss it. After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson. One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. “You're not really blonde,” he said. “I've seen your bush and it's pitch black, you dye your hair.” “I most certainly do not,”...