There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. “Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today”, the boy said. The father has no clue and finally gives up. “I'm eleven!” the boy exclaims. Next he goes in… the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, “Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today”. “Let me give it a guess”, grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers. She...