Stundum sakna ég rosalega þeirra tíma þegar það var ekki sjónvarpsdagskrá allan sólarhringinn nánast, vídeótæki ekki til á heimilinu, hvað þá tölva, playstation og þ.h. dót. Ekkert sjónvarp á fimmtudagskvöldum, ekkert sjónvarp í heilan mánuð á sumrin og maður gat dundað sér í alls konar leikjum bæði úti og inni heilu og hálfu dagana, dúkkó, barbí, búðaleikur, mömmó, kubbó, skólaleik, feluleik, eltingaleik, kallinn í tunglinu, drullumalla, bílaleik, byggja snjóhús og göng, renna sér á...

Ég veit ekki alveg hvar ég á setja þessar pælingar, mér fannst þær ekki passa í UFO svo ég setti þær bara hér. Mér finnst alheimurinn svo stórkostlegur og ólýsanlega fallegur, ég hef skoðað margar myndir af plánetum, stjörnuþokum, stjörnum, geimskýjum, loftsteinum, halastjörnum og þetta er svo fallegt, litirnir eru svo fallegir og þetta er svo óendanlega stórt og víðáttumikið að það er ekki til orð yfir það heldur. Ég hef frá því að ég var barn verið heilluð af himingeimnum. Stundum á...

The world is coming to an end in three days, and God wants to warn the world. So he decides to bring the three most important people into Heaven so they can relay the message. He calls up Ross Perot, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates and tells them the story. When they get back down Clinton calls a Press conference and tells the country:“I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a god, and the bad news is the world is coming to an end in three days.” Ross Perot calls a...

Hefurðu heyrt um ljóskuna sem keyrði út af? Hún rak sig í stefnuljósið.

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them! What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted! What did God say after creating man? I can do better! How is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don´t know when he´s coming, how many inches you´ll get, or how long it´ll stay! What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist! Why is so hard for woman to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends! Why did God create man? Because...

A young man was strolling down a street in South London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting,“Thirteen,Thirteen,Thirteen,Thirteen,” over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn´t. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people...

A woman walks into the doctors office and says, “Doctor I hurt all over.” The doctor says, “That´s impossible.” “No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts,” she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, “You´re a natural blonde arent´t you?” The woman smiles and says, “Why yes I am. How did you know?” The doctor replies,“Because your finger is broken.”

A neighbor is outside gardening and the blonde next door comes out and checks her mail. A little while later she comes out and checks her mailbox again. This continues for 1/2 an hour until finally the neighbor walks over to the blonde and asks if she´s expecting package. The blond reply´s,“no, my computer keeps telling me I have mail.”

Ég skoðaði www.ghostweb.com og kíkti þar á draugamyndir og í alvöru talað stór hluti af þessu eru ekki neinir draugar. Það eru þarna nokkrar myndir sem eru spúkí en afgangur ó nei nei það held ég nú ekki. Ég ákvað að skoða mínar myndir og ég fann nokkrar myndir með einhverjum óljósum hringlaga blettum en aldrei nokkurn tíma hefur mér dottið í hug að þetta væru sálir og meira að segja fyrsta myndin sem ég rakst á hjá mér er af yngstu systkinum mínum að leika sér að stökkva ofan í snjóskafl og...

Dear Earthling!<br><br>Hi! Iam a creature from outer space. I have transformed my<br>self into this computer. Right now Iam having sex with your<br>fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please <br>pass me on to someone else because Iam really horny.<br> <br> Thanks! :)

Dear Earthling! Hi! Iam creature from outer space. I have transformed my self into this computer. Right now Iam having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because Iam really horny. Thanks! :)