THE FIVE FINGERS Moshe, a 12-year-old boy with an endless curiosity, asks his father “Why do we have five fingers?” Eliezer, Moshe's father, explains. “Well son, we have this finger for holding things better” he says about the thumb. “Nu? What about the others?” asks Moshe. “Well son, God is very smart, and so we have this finger for getting into small places, which is helpful when you need to clean your ears or your nose.” he explains about the little ‘pinky’ finger. “Nu? What about the...

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her. After yet another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

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