Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.” She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says “All I've got is thirty.” She says, “Hold on.” She runs back to Harry and says, “What can he get for thirty...