Homer: You tried your best and faled miserably. The lesson is: Never try. Carl: Everyone makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils. Moe: One thing Moe Syzlak has never had is a partner, nor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acuaintence, a pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation, abrief hug or eye contact. I'm just going to call the scuicide hotline now…and they've blocked my number. OH GOD!!!! Homer: I've never been so embarrased. And the worst part is this is brunch so...