Iss, Seinfeld er glataður miðað við George Carlin. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson, “Where's the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. What if there are no hypothetical questions? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If a...