Strange Man: [Very disorientating Camerawork. The "audience" can be heard yelling out where they think the fish is] I wonder where that fish has gone? Transvestite: You did love it so, you treated it like a son. Strange Man: And it went… where-ever I… did go. [Bends perplexingly long arms] Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish. [Strange Man twiddles some brass taps sown to the breasts of the Transvestite's corset] Strange Man: That went...