A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, “I”m dying of thirst, can I have some water?“ The man replied, ”I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes.“ The Arab shouted, ”I don't want a...