hef séð þetta áður, algjör snilld:

I was gonna go research the Ring

But then I got high.

I was gonna destroy the bloody thing

But then I got high.

Now the world is in imminent danger

And I know why.

Because I got high, because I got high,

Because I got high.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

-Liberate tutemet ex inferis-

<a href=http://kasmir.hugi.is/Smokey/>mjási´z palace</a

Valdir kaflar sem ég grenjaði úr hlátri við að lesa (ef þið fattið ekki sumt af essu þá er það ábyggilega einkahúmor but anywhooo…)

GANDALF

I need your help.



SARUMAN

Blegh. I vant to suck your blood.


SAM

Ack! Gardening! At night!



GANDALF

Whatever. I need someone

to obsess about Frodo.



SAM

I’m your man.




ARAGORN manages to show up.



SAM

It’s about time.



ARAGORN

Sorry, traffic.


EXT. THE ENCHANTED WOODS



GLORFINDEL

Well, it’s just about time for

me to go save Frodo.



Suddenly, a SHOVEL thwacks GLORFINDEL across the back of his head. ARWEN is shown holding the SHOVEL.



ARWEN

Sorry, Glory. It’s my time


ARWEN unceremoniously dumps his body in a ditch somewhere with that of TOM BOMBADIL.



PIPPIN does something stupid and attracts the attention of EVIL.



ORCS appear for the FIGHT SCENE. CAMERA switches to BLAIR-WITCH-O-VISION.



NINE PEOPLE utterly kick the asses of dozens of ORCS




FRODO

That’s true. Do you want the Ring?

I feel obligated to ask everyone I meet.



GALADRIAL also puts on a LIGHT AND SHADOW SHOW.



GALADRIAL

Nope.





ROFL !!!!!!<br><br><p align=center><img src=http://www.classicgaming.com/ff1/characters/ani/bmani.gif><b><p align=center>weeee look at me !!!</p></img></b>
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