Ég hef verið soldið í því að krota og sauma setningar og svoleiðis á gamla boli sem ég á. Þess vegna hef ég verið að sanka að mér svona allskonar skemmtilegum setningum sem mér datt í hug að deila með ykkur, ef að einhver er að stunda þetta líka.. :)

Enjoy..! :)

Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

Your point being?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm busy.

You're ugly.

Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy… I did it right
the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Don't you have anything better to do than stare at my T-shirt?

If you can read this, you are within punch range.

I'm one of those persons your mother warned you about.

Shut up and kiss me!