My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the public park
He said: “What do you think of my manifesto?”
“I like your manifesto, put it to the testo”
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: “I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: ”I dunno what it means“, I said: ”Neither do I“
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
”Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?“

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
”Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!“
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater

I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
”Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?“
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
”Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"