WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG GIRL
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CELLAR
AND KEPT ME THERE TO STAY
HE SAID
BITCH WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN
AND KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY
HE SAID
WILL YOU
KEEP QUIET
AND BLOW ME EVERY WEEK NIGHT
WITH SEX ON SATURDAYS
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM
AND PUT YOU IN THE SPOTLIGHT
OH WHAT A GRAND CHARADE