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“Now let's clarify this right now. I'm no racist, but the Icelandics can go fuck themselves. There's a shitload of reasons for this.

The history of Iceland though you might bring up. But Fungah, Iceland was founded by Vikings, how could Iceland NOT kick ass some asshole might say. It doesn't. Icelandic people spend their time masturbating in feces and fucking horses.

When Iceland was founded far in the past by pillaging, looting, rapist vikings, all was well. They rampaged across the barren frozen tundras wearing dead animal skins and screaming wildly, all to ready to rape and/or pillage anything they came across. But unfortunately, there was nothing there. By the time they walked their dissapointed asses back to the shore their viking longboats (the most technologically advanced boats in the history of mankind) had left, stranding them on Iceland. Now keep in mind they were all men. Being men, and having unable to rape any innocent peasant folk, the vikings did what is only logical. Gay butt sex.

Fast forward a few hundred years. All is well in Iceland, the raping, pillaging spirit of the viking has been driven out of their fierce souls by years of sodomy and complacent farming, eking out a living on the plains of Iceland. Then one day, Masleykavin blueekenswayzee was diging a huge hole, looking for gold to improve the lives of all Icelanders everywhere. From the depths of the earth rose a horrible cacophonous wail, and from that pit flew forth BJORK. She rose on the back of a huge swan, fiery emus pulling her ivory carriage. Then she laid waste to the lands of Iceland, whipping the submissive people into slavory, which took little to no effort. The fertile field of Iceland were scorched to shit. Well actually none of this shit happened. Bjork is just an evil bitch and I hate everyone in Iceland for producing that stupid cunt rag. And Sigur ros. I hate those fuckers too. Iceland is weird as fuck.

Which brings me to my next point. ICELAND IS FUCKING WEIRD. In Iceland it snows black ash, and sodomy is the local currency. 85% of the population belongs to the church of Iceland, which is led by a ferret name Svetlana.

Iceland is full of Fjords, which are basically big coves along the coast. Icelanders feel the need to name these things fjords, and a large part of local Icelandic tradition is to go swimming naked in fjords. No there's no fucking reason behind this. Icelandic people have sex with animals. All of them. Especially seniors.

Iceland had the first parliament in the world, and for this I hate Iceland. WHY? Because while the rest of the vikings were out raping people and pillaging shit, the people in Iceland just fucked each other in the ass and did democratic shit. Fuck Iceland. Icelandic senior citizens have rocket boosters in their asses.

So in conclusion.

Fuck Iceland.

ROCKET SENIOR'D BITCHES!
ROCKET SENIOR'D BITCHES!
ROCKET SENIOR'D BITCHES!
ROCKET SENIOR'D BITCHES!
ROCKET SENIOR'D BITCHES!”