“Good Morning, My name is Fritz von Koffenstein und I am a turist, from Germany.”
“Yes, Hi Mr. Fritz, and Heil Hitler.”
“Tish is not funny. I don't like this kind of humor. This is a very delicate subject for us germans.”
“oh, sorry. Don't take me seriusly. I am just a judenscwein, hahaha!”
And so forth.
„It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.“