Einn daginn var indíáni. Hann þurfti klósettpappír, svo hann fór út í 10-11.

“Can I have some toilet paper?”
Verslunarmaðurinn sagði: “Yes you certainly can. We have three types of paper, and here is one of them. It is named ”nice and easy.“”
“How much does it cost?”
“Only 300 icelandic kr.”
“Oh, no, I cannot afford that. Don't you have something cheaper?”
Verslunarmaðurinn klóraði sér í hausnum yfir nískunni í manninum, en gekk síðan að annarri hillu.
“Here is a cheaper one, it is called ”Fresh and new“ and costs only 100 kr.”
“no no, I'm a poor indian, and don't have much money!”
“ok, then we have the last one. It doesn't have a name, but you can have it at only 10 kr.”
Indíáninn keypti pappírinn(með fýlusvip) og gekk út.

Næsta dag kom hann aftur í búðina.
“I have a name for your toilet paper” sagði hann.
“Well, what is it?” sagði búðarmaðurinn.
“John Wayne. Because it is rough, uncomfortable, and it don't take shit from indians.”<br><br>hvurslags