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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck.

Chuck Norris is not God, Chuck Norris is he who comes before

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OK það er eitthvað Chuck Norris æði í gangi.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.