Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their
sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially
inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the
hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of
whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner,
one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the
gays' delight she points out the happy child as
theirs.
“Isn't it wonderful?” one fruitcake says to the
other. “All these unhappy children and ours is so
happy.”
The nurse says, “Oh sure, he's happy now. But just
watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of
his ass.”