2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QU3STION
WHETHER TIS NOBLER IN TEH MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBLAS
AND BY OPOSNG AND THEM??!!? OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WA DA HEART-ACHA AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD1!!1 OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DREM AY THEYRE TEH RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DR3MS MAY COME
WH3N WE HAEV SHUFLED OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUS3 THEIR TEH R3SPECT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR TEH WHIPS AND SCORNS OF DA OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS TEH PANGS OF DESPIESD LOVE DA LAWS DA INSOL3NCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF DA UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHEN H3 HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!!?? OMG LOL WHO WUD FARDALS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UND3R A W3ARY LIEF
BUT TAHT TEH DRAAD OF SOMATHNG AFTAR DA UNDISCOV3RD COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN
NO TRAEVLER R3TURNS PUZL3S DA WIL
AND MAEKS US RATH3R BAR THOS3 ILS WA HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WA KNOW NOT OF
THUS??!!! WTF LOL CONSCEINCE DO3S MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS DA NATIEV HU3 OF RASOLUTION
IS SIKLEID O3R WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND 3NTARPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND WIT THIS R3GARD THERE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSE TEH NME OF ACTION-SOFT1!1!11! OMG WTF LOL U TEH!1!1!11! OMG LOL FARE OPH3LIA1!11!1 OMG WTF LOL NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS REMEMBRD!!1! WTF

ONC3 UPON A MIDNIGHT DR3ARY WHIEL I POND3R3D WEAK AND W3ARY
OVER MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOT3N LOR3
WHIEL I NODAD NAARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOMAONE GENTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
!!11 TIS SOMA VISI2R I MUTER3D TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE
AH!11!!1! LOL DISTINCTLY I REMEMBR IT WAS IN TEH BL3AK D3C3MBR
AND AACH SEPARAET DYNG 3MBR WROUGHT ITS GHOST UPON DA FLOR
EAEGRLY111!!1!! OMG LOL I WISHED TEH MOROW VANELY I HAD SOUGHT 2 BOROW
FROM MAH BOKS SURCEAES OF SOROW SOROW FOR TEH LOST L3NORA
FOR1111! OMG WTF TEH R AND RADIANT MADEAN WHOM TEH ANG3LS NME L3NORE
NMEL3S HARA FORAVERMORE
AND!!11 OMG WTF TEH SILKEN SAD UNCERTANE RUSTLNG OF AACH PURPLA CURTANE
THRILED ME–FILED MA WIT FANTASTIC T3RORS N3VAR FALT BFORE
SO TAHT NOW 2 STIL DA BATNG OF MAH HEART I S2D R3P3ATNG
TIS SOME VISI2R ANTR3ATNG 3NTRANCA AT MAH CHMBR DOR
SOM3 LAET VISI2R ENTRAATNG 3NTRANCE AT MAH CHMBR DOR
THIS!!!1 LOL IT IS AND NOTHNG MORE1!111!1! OMG WTF