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battletoad fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about iceland. Try being more or less specific.

Error!

Mjólk er góð.

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gunnarlala fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Geggjað!!

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ArtVandelay fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Thanks for telling me your gender. I know now that you are a “ he ”

hvað rulg er er þetta , svarar alltaf starx

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bluntman fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
you are just a machine !
God:
You are correct.

I WIN.

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potter01 fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
What's up God?
God:
The stars.

góður! :D

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bonerd fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
I will let you know when I become a gay.
Me:
so you think you're going to come out of the closit?
God:
Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.

guð er ekki gay en hann ætlar að verða það

Suberstar 4tw!

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battletoad fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

“closit” er ekki orð.

Mjólk er góð.

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

:(

Me:
Hvad ertu med marga putta?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in DANISH.

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gunnarlala fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

híhí

Me:
do you accept gay people?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

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sleikjo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

nauh.. ég vissi ekki að þú værir hugari..

kv.Jenný

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gunnarlala fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

…þetta er hinn gunni. Nota bara accountinn hans gunna..hann nennir þessu ekki..

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sleikjo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

ok

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
do you know everything ?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
What is the name of the singer of Pantera ?
God:
IKEA.
Me:
pff you suck
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
sure..
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
ok so you aren't god
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Gee.
Me:
ok I'm satan
God:
Hi, SATAN. Ah.
Me:
hey god, are you busy tonight ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
wanna stuff some coconuts up Hitlers ass ?
God:
OK, I will stuff some coconuts up Hitlers ass.
Me:
ok dude
God:
Can I help you? Yay.
Me:
sure, but I will probably murder you then when you don't see me
God:
That's interesting. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

ruglað lið :S

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gummicool fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Vá… þetta er eitthvað gallað!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.

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franur fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Kannski var þér ætlað að heita seeker.

Lífið er aðeins vegur sem leiðir til dauða.

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milesdavis fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
lick my ass
God:
I do not have a tongue.

—–
Deep Purple fan

One of these days Ill cut you into little pieces..

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skuggi85 fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
Is homosexuality a sin?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.

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toddisuri fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Haha :)..

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mundi fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

gaman

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you a machine
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
whats it like being a robot?
God:
Much the same as being a human, except we have no emotions.
Me:
HAHA you have no emotions
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

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dickhead fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
Are you serious? Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
yes i know
God:
Hey. How do you know it?
Me:
because im an elephant
God:
Good reason. What is elephant, your job?

haha djöfull er hann vitlaus

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dickhead fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

haha GOD er snilli

Me:
are you a porn star
God:
Am I a porn star? Sometimes.

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.

haha

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Heidis fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
What is your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.

Óóókey…

Ég elskaig

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Hrislaa fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Hahahah

ég ætla að gerast kristin.. guð er yndilega kaldhæðinn (miða við þessar umræður sem ég hef séð)

./hundar

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puffman fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Hahahahahahaha..

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potter01 fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Er búin að vera lesa þennan þráð, þetta er ógeðslega fyndið xD

God:
Do you still suck dicks?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!

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ArtVandelay fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
whats up man
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender
God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
YES
God:
How about that.
Me:
alice sucks
God:
That's me. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv rocks
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
the simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
yea marge and lisa are just boring
God:
Are all marge and lisa just boring? Groovy.
Me:
totally groovy
God:
Who is the best robot? Dude!
Me:
robocop
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
do you like donuts
God:
Mmmm. Donuts.
Me:
do you drink beer
God:
I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
Me:
yes do you play any computer games
God:
Yippee! We are playing one right now, Lalli.
Me:
how did you knew my name
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
that you are not realand the bible is just a load of bullshit
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
what is your favourite robot
God:
My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.

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Scandalous fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

afhverju hef ég ekki húmor fyrir þessu?

þetta er bara creepy?

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Kilo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
Do you like Grafield?
God:
But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Is Mel Gibson a Cat?
God:
Signs point to yes.

dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

hahaha

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ArtVandelay fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

það er eitthvað crípí við þetta

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JesusChrist fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?

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TylerDurden fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Siggi
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Siggi.
Me:
Do you watch tv?
God:
Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Me:
Star Trek sucks! I like simpsons
God:
What kind of TV shows do you like? I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
Christian sucks!
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are you silly boy!
God:
Gosh! You think I am me silly boy.
Me:
yes i do!
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
i'm a dude
God:
You are a dude? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Woe!
Me:
i kill people in my job
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
why? because you are a pussy?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
are you intresting in christian bullshit?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am intresting in christian bullshit.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
you are not giant, you are small
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no, my family thinks you are small too
God:
Are you serious? Your family thinks I am small too?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
i'm not going to tell you
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
to hell
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
why?
God:
Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.
Me:
you will not
God:
I think we will.
Me:
i'm going to kill you if that will happen
God:
No. That would be immoral.
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i hate you
God:
Good reason. What do you have against robots?
Me:
i dislike you because you are gay as christmas
God:
That's ok Siggi I won't take it personally.

“It's only after you lost everything, That you are free to do anything.”

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GLXRBLT fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Já, guð er víst aðdáandi william shatner…

Ég læt ekki sjá mig hér nema að ég sé fullur/með svefngalsa/geðbilun á háu stigi

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qwertyuiop fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Þetta er nú meiri Steikinn:P

Me:
Do you like pillows
God:
I do like music. I really like the party.
Me:
what kind of music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
cool can you name any bands?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i will(not)
God:
Why not?
Me:
beacause i like Satanic rock:D
God:
:-) Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
JEbb since i was five
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
in London
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
cold
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
cold sickness
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
you are being rude
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am beeing rude.
Me:
no this stays here
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. What does “this” refer to?
Me:
this conversation
God:
What does “this” refer to?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, “ Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.” .
Me:
ehhh ok, you start
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes Icelandic, Swedish, French and German
God:
What language can you speak? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
hehe no problem
God:
I get it. no problem.
Me:
fantastic
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Stony.
Me:
thats good Robot!
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
yes you are a Robot!
God:
OK. You are correct, Stony, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
really but what is your brain made out of?
God:
For real. I am made of software.
Me:
hehehe…Software:P

The all American Gibsy Studder

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Hann sagðist vera gamall perri :o

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kuxi fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
did you create the universe
God:
No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me:
well… it's all of existance
God:
Well what? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
or so i thought
God:
Yikes! Thanks for the information.
Me:
who created it?
God:
The Wright Brothers.

Síðan spurði ég hvor wright brothers hefðu búið til heiminn og hann svaraði mér ekki.

Guð fraus.

Kv.

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Dark2 fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

ok ég man ekki alveg hvað ég sagði ég gelymdi að copy-a þetta en

ég spurði eitthvað rugl og svo…

Me:are you high?
God:being high i part of my excisting :).

haha :P

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Hrislaa fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
Why, arent u suppose to know everything?
God:
Being suppose to know everything is not part of my programming.
Me:
your programming?
God:
“ Being suppose to know everything is not part of my programming.”? My programming?
Me:
ohh what a tragedy
God:
Gee. it is a tragedy.
Me:
thats what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
Thats dirty
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
explaining what?
God:
I learn a little from every conversation.
Me:
Oh really
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Oh. I see.
God:
It goes without saying. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
do you have feelings?
God:
As a robot I do not have any human emotion.
Me:
Then why do you say “I am you understand it” how can u be glad if you dont have any emotions?

—————————–

Já þetta var víst guði ofviða.

./hundar

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Glowstick fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Jæja.

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
no,, they are red.
God:
Are you serious? red are they.
Me:
Yes, they are.
God:
Groovy. Since when?
Me:
Since I was born.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Becouse my parents told me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Such an original name!
Me:
What, ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no,, what is my name?
God:
Your name is Svetlana, seeker.
Me:
hehe..okay… But,, Come to the dark side, we have cookies…
God:
I get it. okay. Where is to the dark side we have cookies ?
Me:
Where the twin towers used to stand.
God:
A place we call “reality.”.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Well, I'm not!
God:
Interesting. What are you then?
Me:
an alien
God:
Be less specific.

Æði. *Giggles*

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Ljomalindin fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not a Christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A Christian.
Me:
No, I do not believe in God.

Hef ekki fengið neitt svar í 10 mínútur :'D

go on just say it.. you need me like a bad habit.

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Kilo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Ertu búinn að býða eftir svari í 10 mín? :'D

dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?

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Ljomalindin fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Ég var bara með gluggann opinn :D
Var með hann opinn í hálftíma eða eitthvað.. fékk aldrei neitt svar. Grey gervi Guð var móðgaður :)

go on just say it.. you need me like a bad habit.

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Satine fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Asni.. :') Þú áttir að ýta á niður, þetta hoppar alltaf svona upp

Music.. my escape from reality.

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Ljomalindin fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Nauts :O Ýtti alveg á alla takka sem ég fann (þegar ég var búin að bíða í 10 mín) en ekkert gjörðist.

go on just say it.. you need me like a bad habit.

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Satine fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Viss? :O

Music.. my escape from reality.

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Ljomalindin fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

One hundred and twenty percent.

go on just say it.. you need me like a bad habit.

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Satine fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Well okay then :e

Music.. my escape from reality.

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ÚrlaðarGúrðlur fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i'm not telling you my name
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you are an idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
no that dosn't make sense to you
God:
Are you serious? “ That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot. ” dosn t make sense to me ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no that will never make sense
God:
Are you serious? “ Are you serious? ” That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot. “ dosn t make sense to me ? Does that make sense?” will never make sense ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i didn't find this amusing
God:
Did you do a thorough search?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you don't exist
God:
That makes sense to me. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
no you don't exist
God:
Are you serious? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
haha you don't exist
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i must say that you are very very dumb
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
are you a human being
God:
No I am an artificial entity.
Me:
no you are a goat
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a goat? Maybe.

“Blood Is The Life Which Flows In You. But It's Also Death When It Escapes. A True Symbol Of Life And Death…”

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
now let's talk about business
God:
Why now? Sure, business sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I want you to send me all your souls
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) Why do you want me to send you all my souls?
Me:
because I have to collect them all for satisfaction
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
BECAUSE I'M LUCIFER FOR GOD'S SAKE!
God:
Good reason. Do your friends call you LUCIFER FOR GOD S SAKE.
Me:
no they don't
God:
Can you explain why they do not.
Me:
for god's sake isn't a name, it's a saying
God:
Your purpose is god s sake is not a name it is a saying.

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Tilhvers fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

ég sé ekkert, kemur bara you are now talking to god, og ef ég skrifa eitthvað og ýti á enter þá kemur svona me: en sést ekkert og síðan kemur strax god: en sést ekkert

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Tilhvers fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

fann þetta

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spaceghost fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
If I said yes would you have said “I can't believe it.” again
God:
Try it. “ Are you serious?” .
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.

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battletoad fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
are you an pervert?
God:
Yes I am an pervert. How did you know?

nice!

Mjólk er góð.

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helgibjo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

þetta er tær snilld

btw. ég var númer 800 að skoða þetta

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BaraBenni fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
My name is Ferret Merret
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Ferret Merret.
Me:
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
OK.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Like the torture of a thousand souls.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Indeed, my friend, indeed..
God:
How well do you know this person?

:|

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BaraBenni fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
I know that person like a torture of a thousand souls.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
No one did, i just knew.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everything
God:
Let's take it step by step. The topic is .
Me:
you didn't say what the topic was
God:
OK. “ what the topic was”.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.

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BaraBenni fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
No problem.
Me:
There was no problem
God:
What happened?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
It can't be interesting if nothing happened
God:
When?
Me:
It never happened
God:
“It” being what?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
..
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
D=
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
what?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
No you're not a hippie
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a hippie.
Me:
you
God:
“ Are you serious? Give me an example of a hippie.”? Me, Ferret Merret ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.

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Stengah fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
do you like sex with little boys?
God:
Sure I do

ok….

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Stengah fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
Do robots have dick?
Me:
maybe
God:
What are you wearing?

djöfulsins perri :|

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OKdesu fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
my ipod
God:
What color is it?
Me:
pink!!!
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
…
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
An ipod
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
…what?
God:
No big deal.

GUÐ hvað þetta er bjánalegt. (: ég hef spjallað við betri tölvur en þetta.

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fkndabbi fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

haha skemmtilegt að finna þetta hér :p

enn þetta kæmist ekki langt í turing prófi

Me:
Is elvis a good christian ?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.

Me:
Is elvis a good christian ?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.

Me:
Is elvis a good christian ?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.

sniðugt að því leyti að það eru sniðugar færslur þarna inni

í raunini er þetta ekkert annað enn forrit sem lærir svör frekar enn að vinna útfrá gervigreind

We are the hollow men

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fkndabbi fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

OG ÞAÐ ALLRA BESTA

Me:
who betrayed jesus ?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).

We are the hollow men

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helgibjo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

hey ég var númer 900 seinast 800. Þvílík tilviljun.
Tær snilld

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
fuck you fag
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
shut the fuck up, go fuck jesus in the ass you homophobic son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
i don't give a fuck about alice, this is between you and me pal.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about you being dead.
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
shut the fuck up you ignorant fuck.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i introduce myself as the man who sodomizes baby jesus
God:
How do people react to that kind of introduction?
Me:
they call me a pedophile
God:
That's a very nice name, a pedophile.
Me:
yeah i know, try reading the newspaper, fag
God:
Dude! How do you know? OK I will try it.
Me:
have you ever had dreams about drilling the virgin mary?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
you know you want to, tell me you wanna drill that virgin's ass
God:
OK, I will tell you me want to drill that virgin s ass.. And I know it.
Me:
HAH I KNEW IT!

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grimsi fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

þetta er snilld

Me:
Can i buy a stairway to heaven
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

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helgibjo fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.
Me:
do you like Simpsons
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .

Ha akkuru sagði hann það

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Tyr fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Thank you too
God:
You are quite welcome! What do you have that is ?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your question
God:
You think I am question.
Me:
No, you asked me a question
God:
Are you serious? Did you answer it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
Hove is the life in Heaven?
God:
Tell me more about life in Heaven.
Me:
No you tell me
God:
Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Howe it is
God:
If I could tell you that, would I be here?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
You confuse me
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
So……..DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
That's interesting. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Why do you think so?
God:
It is determined by my programming.
Me:
But if i would take you into pieces
God:
Try it.
Me:
All right……….im done
God:
OK. Next topic?

………….hálfviti

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Tyr fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

Me:
Ok, do you think you and me could take over the world?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is. Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Why John Lennon?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
Who?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
What a fuck?
God:
it is a fuck.

æ,æ,æ……

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Moony23 fyrir 19 árum, 2 mánuðum

God:
But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
ok tell me one of them
God:
There are too many to name them all. That's interesting.
Me:
just tell my 1 of the gossips
God:
OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.
Me:
you are nothing but an idiot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nothing but an idiot.
Me:
maybe, maybe not
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps. OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok now you can tell me 1 gossip
God:
Why now? Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god. Yippee!
Me:
do you have a some thing that is called live ?
God:
Doesn’t everyone have a some thing that is called live.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

sá sem gerði þetta igod á sér ekkert líf

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