1. Aladdin
When a penis bearing member of society is recieving oral sex from a bald person, and right before the person ejaculates they rub the bald person's head and makes a wish.
Last night Bob gave me an Aladdin and my wish “came” true.
2. Aladdin
The Arabian story about a terrorist who falls in love with a hot Arab Priness called Jasmine, finds a magic lamp with a genie inside it and has to save the kingdom from So Dam In Sane.
Aladdin works for George Bush.
WHAT THE FUCK
