I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
-Homer Simpson
Brian: Peter did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by “read” you meen imagine a naked lady, then, yes.
-Family Guy
Trying is the first step to failure.
-Homer Simpson
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says “Oooooo”.
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
-Family Guy
Peter: Excuse my, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
-The Family Guy
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah
-Family Guy