BE A REAL ICELANDER!
A said:
Geeeeeeeee, I am 20 now, so I like got to get married!
Geeeeeeeeeeee, I met this guy and he is a doctor!
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I got to get myself a house and a nice wedding!
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I said:
Yeah well I am like 30 but no way I will get married.
I just met this doctor, and gosh, he is so boring,
I would never be seen with someone like that.
I am looking for someone to love you know
and I don't really care if we ever get married.
But that boring old doctor can go to hell with his boring old house.
A said:
Geeeeeeee, I am like 20 so I got to get married!
I met this girl who is nice and funny and has big boobs.
I need to find some way to ensure sex forever, and I got to find some way not to make mommy upset, so heck, I'll get married.
I will live in a boring house and cheat on my wife, atleast in my dreams!
V said:
Yeah well I am like 30 but I haven't found anyone to marry.
I have this ideal of an intelligent beauty and a wonderful person
that is just nowhere to be found in reality.
I am not going to dig my own grave and sell my own soul and burry my dreams and enslave myself by selling myself to custom and superficial society.
I will be free, I will travel or just simply look around, I will do my own thing, have my own dreams, thats what I will do.
And atlast I say:
STAY ICELANDIC !
THATS IS ALL I MEAN!
DON'T BE SOME FREAKING SLAVE SOAP OPERA SKUM
UNLESS YOU REALLY LIKE BEING DEAD AND OLD WHILE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG!
DON'T LET YOUR SOUL ROT BY BECOMING LIKE THEM!
HEAR THIS!
REAL FREEDOM FOREVER
NO EMPTY WORDS OF SLAVES CRYING : I AM FREE!
DON'T BE A SLAVE, DON'T DATE BORING DOCTORS,
BE ICELANDIC!
THERE IS NO LIMIT!