(Voiced by Maurice LaMarche) - A 6-foot-plus blue-green rooster attorney with a pince-nez perched on his beak. He has a strong Southern accent (reminiscent of Foghorn Leghorn) and describes himself as “a simple hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid”. His actual name is unknown. His first appearance is in “Brannigan Begin Again”.

He is a terrible lawyer, and routinely loses cases for the main characters. He keeps his children in a suitcase and is seen crowing on top of a courthouse (in “A Tale of Two Santas”). He is hired while imprisoned and awaiting a trial for incompetence (“The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz”). In one case (“Insane in the Mainframe”), simply hiring him as a legal representative is enough grounds for Judge Whitey to accept a plea of insanity from Fry and Bender. In another (“A Tale of Two Santas”), he randomly pecks at a small girl, one of the witnesses, having mistaken her for corn. Hyperchicken also becomes very agitated if the word “badger” is mentioned.