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7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)Bart with Lisa and MaggiePhone call for Al…Al Coholic…is there an Al Coholic here?Wait a minute…Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!Bart and Lisa laugh

7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)Bart with Lisa and MaggieOliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!Marge picks up the extension and hears:Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

7G03 (Homer's Odyssey)Bart with LisaUh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!Wait a minute…Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!Bart and Lisa laugh

7G06 (Moaning Lisa)Bart with LisaUh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!Oh, wait a minute…Jacques StrapIt's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!Bart laughs

7F11 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish)Bart with LisaHey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!Oh, wait a minute…Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!Bart and Lisa laugh

7F15(Principal Charming)Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!Homer says “Don't look at me!”Oh, no…You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!Skinner, on the other end of the line, says “You'll do what, young man?”

7F22 (Blood Feud)Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!Bart and Lisa laugh

8F02 (Treehouse of Horror II)Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twinsUh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own buttOh, wait a minute…Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well

8F08 (Flaming Moe's)BartUh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call

8F09 (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk)BartBea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?Barney says “You sure do!”Oh…it's you, isn't it?Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!Bart laughs

9F06 (New Kid on the Block)BartUh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?Barney says “Maybe your standards are too high!”You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room

9F06 (New Kid on the Block)Laura Powers with BartIvana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!Laura and Bart laugh

2F19 (The PTA Disbands)This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strikeOK, when I call your name, uh, you say “present” or “here”. Er, no, say “present”. Ahem, Anita Bath?The students in the classroom laughAll right, settle down. Anita Bath here?More laughsAll right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!Still more laughsHey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers

3F14 (Homer the Smithers)Mr. Burns says “I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Wayland”Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick ‘em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I’m gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

3F17 (Bart on the Road)(Homer) Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura(Moe) Eura SNotball?(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!


Já altaf gaman af the simpsons<br><br>I'm gonna slash you, gash you,cut another hole in your ass. I shoot blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings don't answer the call, gonna slick you through, fuck you like a goat, pill your forskin off and make a winner coat.
PEACE !
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