Ég er mikill aðdáandi Family Guy og hér ætla ég að skrifa um nokkrar snilldar senur úr mínum uppáhaldsþætti “Road to Rhode Island”


(man 1) You got the stuff?
(man 2) I got it. Where´s the money?
I wanna see the money.
(man 1) You don’t see the money till I se the stuff.
(Stewie) Oh, for God´s sake. There´s only one way to put an end to this nuisance.
He´s wearing a wire!
(man 2) What? You son of a…
(gunfire) (thud)



(Stewie) That´s it Mr Giraffe get all the marmalade…



(Brian) This is unlocked.
(Stewie) An SUV?
We´re trying to elude someone not drive to soccer practice.
Let´s take this one.
(Brian) You like that colour?
(Stewie) What´s wrong with it?
(Brian) I dunno. It´s so dark.
(Stewie) Yes but it doesen´t show dirt.
(Brian) What?
(Stewie) It doesent´t show dirt.
(Brian) I guess.
(Stewie) This is the first place we´ve gone to.
We shod try another lot.



(Stewie) Go on, hot-wire it.
(Brian) Hot-wire? I don’t even pump my own gas.



(Stewie) Yea, and God said to Abraham
you will kill your son Isaac.
And Abraham said “I can´t hear you.”
“You´ll have to speak into the microphone.”
“And God said “Oh, I´m sorry is this better?”
“Check, Check.”
“Jerry, pull the high and out.”
“I´m still getting some hiss back.”
(Brain) Say something about my mother!
(Stewie) Oh, yes. I´m sorry.
I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table.
She was sturdy,
all four legs the same length…
(Brain) Things. That´s enough.
(Stewie) Yes, yes. Requiem and terra pax,
and so forth. Amen.