Hér eru nokkrir skemmtilegar línur :

“Fry: hey Leela we are under a mistletoe( Santa Clause : Your misletoe is no match to my T.O.W missile og dregur upp Bazoocu.

Dr.Zoidberg Now open that mouth and lets have a look at that brain. (Fry opnar munnin)
Dr. Zoidberg: No, not that mouth, the other mouth.
Fry: I only have one mouth.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really…
Fry: Uh could I see a HUMAN doctor?
Dr. Zoidberg: Now listen young lady, I know everything there is
about humans.

It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors.
(Byrjar að hugsa)
Captain Zapp Brannigan: But paper covers rock! And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.

Neutral Vice President: Your
Neutralness, it's a beige alert!
Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife ”Hello

Al Gore er að spila playing Dungeons & Dragons)
Al Gore: I'm a 12th level Vice President!

Hermaður: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Hermaður: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Fry: Now that you mention it I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.
Man: Yes, gills. You don't need lungs anymore, right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Man: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.

Good news everyone !
[Lesandi póstkort sem hann fékk]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: The University is bringing me up on disciplinary charges…..wait!….that's not good news at all.

Zap Brannigan: One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kipp?
Kif Kroker: No, it doesn't.


(“Brain Slug” sem var fast við Fry fannst á gólfinu]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Poor little fella. Died of starvation.

Professor: Where is leela? (Leela labbar in með lepp fyrir augana) leela: Sorry im lait , Nibbler took me to the zoo for no resion,(Nibbler ropar upp horni af Elgi)

Amy: You should just get a puppy, Leela: Nibbler loved to eat puppies(Grátandi)

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