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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
No! No-no-no-no-no no!………well, yes

You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away

Shaving my shoulders, I'm getting it all shaved off

But nothing, she's a heffer plain and simple! Ooh, there's the little prom queen now.

You tried your best and failed miserabley.The lesson is, never try

It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.

Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.

How about screw Flanders!

Goodbye, Lisa. Remember me as I am – filled with murderous rage.

But I was going to loot you a present

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England.

Where is Bart, anyway. His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

Marge ! They have the internet on computers now..

The internet.. Is that stupid thing still around.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.

Lenny sent me home and told me to go think about what I did. I forgot, so I'm watching TV.

Why won't those stupid idiots let me their crappy club for jerks?

Wealseling out of things is important. It's what seperates us from the animals….except the weasel.

Homer Simpson takes on city hall. It'll be just like David and Goliath, only this time, David wins!

I'm a white male aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!

Must kill Moe…Wheee! Must kill Moe…Wheee!

Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q-tip

Look at this country: U r gay!

Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down…

What can poor people pay you…nothing, what satisfaction can you get out of helping poor people…none, who wants to help poor people…nobody!

If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!

I am so smart. S-M-R-T…

Homer no function beer well without.

I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you, a box!

You can't spell dishonorable without honorable.

If you can't get it right away, it's not worth learning.



I'm going to pose as an Italian count and get some old lady to leave me all her money.
Can you get me some of those Flintstones' chewable morphine?

Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid. She didn't even raise her voice.

I could pay for the game. I'll pay for it!

Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!

Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can.

… so if we don't find Dad this crazy French guy is going to kill him.

Wait! Only that ship's going to Mars. Ours is headed for the sun.

You're just jealous ‘cause there’s no clock in your hat.

Joe's Crematorium, you kill ‘em we grill ’em!

Work was hard so we quit.



Apu
Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell!


Mr. Burns

Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket!

Look! Here comes the ‘friend’ ship!…Ooops, lost a nail…Well, that's leprosy for you…


Ralph

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.

My daddy shoots people.