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Things 2 do:
• Kill hobgoblins in abandoned mansion.
• Get more social life in town, perhaps a gym.
• Be better than a bunch of jerk-offs in level 7.
• Not give troll something alcoholic.
• Remember, we’re near sea, I can always swim away.
• Mansion made of limestone, whatever that’s supposed to mean, could help later.
• Two entrances. Tip: Running out of backdoor might help escape while hobgoblins eat the others.
• Broken window could be used as an entrance.
• There’s a light in the window, probably hobgoblins.
• If seeing alligators, check for teeth.
• Troll can break up door, stupid despite of that, might have to enlighten him of the fact that he’s not a midget.
• Get door from monks head.
• Door eliminated, won’t have to open it when running away.
• When troll’s near, never try climbing through windows.
• Those ogre jerk-offs are really strong. Do not shoot unless they’re really far away. Unless they got a bow too, then don’t shoot at all.
• Corpses of hobgoblins are all around. Missing pieces of their body, looks like they were bitten off. Possibly cannibals or an orgy went wrong.
• Do not piss off gods. Unless having a lightning-fetish.
• Witches aren’t always riding broomsticks and using magic wands.
• Broken footed worse than left footed.
• Being dead is bad. And rhyming isn’t timing.