AND HIS BEST FRIEND WHO IS ACTUALLY A ROBOTIC DOG WHO CAN'T SIT DOWN AFTER THE HORRIBLE ACCIDENT HE HAD WHEN HE WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD, IT ALL HAPPENED LIKE THIS, HE WAS LIKE WALKING OR SOME BUT THEN OUT OF THE BLUE A HUGE TRUCK CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AS I SAID BUT THEN THE DOG JUMPED AWAY FROM THIS LIKE TRUCK OR SOME, BUT THIS FLYING FOG FROM THE BLUE JAY WAY ATTACKED AND HE RANDOMLY COULDN'T SIT DOWN ANYMORE SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE LEGS, YOU NEED LEGS TO SIT, RIGHT? I AM NOT ACTUALLY SURE IF THE STORY IS TRUE OR NOT BUT THAT'S HOW HE DESCRIBED THE ACCIDENT TO ME THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY WHEN THERE WEREN'T ANY ZOMBIES
-YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME!
WELL AT THAT TIME I DIDN'T KNOW THE DOG!