Hahahaha *perv*

:Æ now i can jack off in peace

Me: Are you a raper?
God: A raper? only when it matters

Þá hló ég

Me:
whta's up dog?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everyfuckingsinglething!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
america
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
AAAAMEEERICAAAA!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
i have cheese!
God:
That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
gaaaay!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
poor you, i like trains
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
jack off harder
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
are you in my house?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
under your bed
God:
Are we ever over my bed?
Me:
all night long ;)
God:
:-) You mean about eight hours then.

haha xD skrifa lika; yeah right og gera auðvelt stærðfræði dæmi, hann failar!

He's everywhere! :O

hahahahaha

me :
Do you like weed?
god :
what's there not to like about it