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hjolli says:
who are you
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
u fucking add me
visir.is wtf is that
hjolli says:
some iceland blogwebpage
are you from irak?
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
yess …im from iraq… wtf are u talking about.
hjolli says:
hahah
dont be so bitter man
just chill
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
just that was like the randmost thing ive herd
hjolli says:
no just a question
this is a random thing
my mom is a donkey
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
lol
tru
good point
well no im my parents are from pakistan, but i live in canada u
hjolli says:
my parents are from iceland but i grew up in greenland
lived there for 10years before i was sold to my master in serbia
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
?
lol
so u were a slace
slave
hjolli says:
after a 5years there my freedom was bought by a rich icelandic man that was wisiting the zlave house
and i moved back home with him
yea
that is not as bad as people thing
they gave me food and shelter

You have just sent a nudge.

Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
really
?
hjolli says:
yes?
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
ur fuckign with me?
hjolli says:
i could fuck you, but that would cost you a few dollars
or what do you mean
by fucking with you
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
..
im saying are u lying to me
hjolli says:
jeaa oo, no im not
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
well some ur free now
hjolli says:
jea but i liked really the way mr arshaving tuched me
like he was my best friend in zlave camp
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
ye ur stupid
fuck off
people acctually have to go threw that in life
who do u think u are
hjolli says:
i know, and manyof them are shame of admit that they really liked some part of it
not me
im a honest guy and im proud of what i am and what i stand for
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
tru well w.e floats ur boat
hjolli says:
floats what now?
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
they had boats in the middle ages, what are u dumb to
hjolli says:
why are you changing subject

kazzy_soccer181@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.

hjolli says:
who is kazzy
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
it says karim not kazzy?
karim - chem says:
a really chill guy
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
but ppl call him kazzy thats wierd
hjolli says:
him?
karim - chem says:
they used to
hjolli says:
i thought kazzy was a she
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
lol
karim - chem says:
girls called me kazzeh in grade 6
hjolli says:
thats a female name
karim - chem says:
maybe where you're from
hjolli says:
yea
perhaps
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
lol
hjolli says:
what do you guys do best?
karim - chem says:
masterbate
hjolli says:
sexually ofcourse
really?
karim - chem says:
oh
Haris Ansari. Dead Prez… says:
lol
brb
karim
and slave master
aha
hjolli says:
when you masturbate dont you stink your middle finger into your ass?
karim - chem says:
no, we don't do that here
maybe where you're from
hjolli says:
where are you from?
karim - chem says:
canada
hjolli says:
then you must be a verry positive
like every canadians
karim - chem says:
positive what
hjolli says:
good morale and so on
karim - chem says:
well yeah, i'm not a douche bag
you go to california for messed up shit
do you go to school?
hjolli says:
yea
karim - chem says:
high school?
hjolli says:
yes
karim - chem says:
what grade?
hjolli says:
im allways bullying people
3rd
karim - chem says:
you're in grade 3?
hjolli says:
yea in highschool
karim - chem says:
you mean grade 11?
hjolli says:
our system isnt the same ase yours
karim - chem says:
are you 12 years old? or 16?
what is your age
hjolli says:
18
karim - chem says:
oh
hjolli says:
you finish 10th grade in elementry school
then you go to highschool
karim - chem says:
uhuh
what do you want to be when you're older
hjolli says:
a human butcher
its very well payed job here in greenland
karim - chem says:
a murderer?
hjolli says:
nooo! i just slash up the boddys
my father was a human butcher
karim - chem says:
why would you do that?
hjolli says:
and my grand grand father
cus like i said it is verry well payed job
karim - chem says:
but why would people cut up bodies?
hjolli says:
why would i cut up people boddies?
karim - chem says:
yeah
hjolli says:
do i really have to answer that
karim - chem says:
yes
we don't cut up peoples bodies here
hjolli says:
it is an adventure man, hearing them scream
what
karim - chem says:
oh wow
i thought you meant while they were dead
you cut up there bodies
are you necrophiliac?
hjolli says:
most of them are dead, sometimes theres one and one alive and you have to finish the work
slowly
i preffere
karim - chem says:
who gives you the dead people
hjolli says:
mainly bounty hunters
karim - chem says:
and why would they need to be cut up
when you can just go bury them?
hjolli says:
like i sayd this is a very well payed job and many of our richest men in greenland pay to see us cut them open
karim - chem says:
so its for entertainment purposes…
hjolli says:
yea mainly, but sometime we get a request from some sick outlow to sell them human meat
i dont know what they do with it but i thing that they eat it
karim - chem says:
so are you necrophiliac?
hjolli says:
im not familiar with that word sorry
karim - chem says:
you like to have sex with dead people
hjolli says:
no personally i think that is sick cus all of our boddies are 2days old or older
karim - chem says:
so youd do it if it was fresh?
hjolli says:
im going to be professional butcher not some sick boddie rapist
karim - chem says:
is it for religious purposes?
hjolli says:
that would infect my reputation as a butcher
no just a job
karim - chem says:
i didn't think butchers had reputations
do you follow religion at all?
hjolli says:
they have a reputation but only in scandinavia
i dont belive in anyting supernatural or something like that, i just belive in right and wrong
karim - chem says:
so scandinavian countries enjoy the art of cutting up bodies?
hjolli says:
some of them
not all
karim - chem says:
thats fucked
are you a guy or a girl?
hjolli says:
yea and you thought you knew the world from inside out
guy
karim - chem says:
you dont even have to go to post secondary schooling for butcher crap
i don't think you're being serious
hjolli says:
you can learnit in western part of greenladn
but my father is going to teach me some of butcherism
karim - chem says:
you're clearly joking
hjolli says:
i dont really care if you belive me or not
karim - chem says:
cuz this would've also been known about by the united nations
and they would've done something about it
hjolli says:
really?
karim - chem says:
um yeah
maybe i should go call them
and tell them
hjolli says:
and tell them that there is a butcherism in scandinavia
karim - chem says:
yeah
they'd like go nuts
hjolli says:
haha ok do that, they would thing that you were crazy and just ignore you
karim - chem says:
just like what i'm thinking of you?
hjolli says:
i dont care what you think of me
i dont know you
im just telling you what im gonna be when im older
karim - chem says:
a crazy cannibal?
isn't it crazy cold over there?
hjolli says:
yea sure but you are a ignorant man who would really try to save the scandinavia by alert your government about some butcherism in greenland
no not like you would think
karim - chem says:
what?
thing is
i have proof of this
i can copy paste this conversation in the email
and take screenshots
and thats enough proof for them
well?
hjolli says:
yea you can do that
but i dont think that is enough proof
karim - chem says:
what more do i need?
they can track down both our ip addresses
hjolli says:
something else then a msn chattlog
karim - chem says:
the american government can do anything they want
they can know for sure if you're really in greenland/iceland
hjolli says:
yea but why would american government be intrested in something that doesnt consure them
karim - chem says:
LMFAO
if you havent noticed
they've been involved with anything in the world since world war 2
iraq doesn't concern them
and neither does afghanistan
hjolli says:
yeah i know that but right know a wise president is in a control and i dont thing that he really care what is happening outside the states
karim - chem says:
obama hasn't done anything significant yet lmfao
hjolli says:
but is wise
karim - chem says:
right… thats why his troops are all around the world
oh, i'm sorry, i didn't know you were best friends with him
obama has done nothing in the past 2 years
hell, his government is controlling him
hjolli says:
i dont know that
karim - chem says:
so then why are you saying he's wise
if you don't know it
lolll america does fucked up shit bro
they're still in north korea
hjolli says:
i dont know if the government is controlling his actions
only him and the government knows that
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