Stranger: How about we skip dinner…and head up to bed?
You: huh, im not in the mood steve.. i just put the kids to bed, im not feeling like business time
Stranger: It's all take take take with you isn't it.
Stranger: But when I want it.
Stranger: No, no, always fucking no
You: Dont take that tone with me!
You: You know i have hormon issues!
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I've been sleeping with your brother for the past 6 months.
Stranger: There
Stranger: I said it.
You: but
You: He died three years ago!
You: you were at the funeral!
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: A lifeless corpse is better than you.
You: dont say that!
Stranger: At least he let's me do anything I want
You: What about that time i let you use that peanut butter!!
You: Didnt that mean anything to you!
Stranger: IT WAS CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Stranger: That stuff hurts.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world.. She walks into mine