Bagle: karlkyns æxlunarfæri
Book: Kvenkyns æxlunarfæri
Reading: Sameining æxlunarfæra kvenmanns og karlmanns. Samræði.



Emir:ok. ok. do u like watch porn ?
Hafdís: yes, every day (er að bulla!)
Emir: me too. can u hear me
Hafdís: I had mute. but I hear now
Emir: will u do masterbate
Hafdís: Ask my boyfriend if I am allowed to. He could probably allow me
Emir: pls. i wait ur masterbate
Hafdís: I can't do it without him saying yes! You have to ask him!
Emir: no i dont want ask. if u wont do
Hafdís: then you don't get my book
Emir: i m going to cumm
Hafdís: It is normal in Iceland to ask this question
Emir: he said. cant do. if u dont want do. i ll go cumm. ok
Hafdís: And he is gonna punish me for talking to you
Emir: wait me ok
Hafdís: Tumi is my boyfriend also
Emir: i want speak only with u
Hafdís: But you can't you'll have to talk to all of us. Tumi, my boyfriend, says that you have to do some gay stuff, to see my book. caus then he'll know that you wont read me
Emir: i opned to arni now. who is tumi
Hafdís: My boyfriend, I have a few of them
Emir: he said. u can do. who s arni ?
Hafdís: My boyfriend, also
Emir: ok. when wiill u do mastrbate ?
Hafdís: when you have done gay stuff, so Tumi will know that you don't want to read me
Emir: i want. i cant understand u
Hafdís: Yes, but you can pretend to be gay. dress up in pink
Emir: i want be gay
Hafdís: just put up something pink, and he'll think you are gay. and lick a stick or anything that is shaped like penis. it can be a carrot too if you want
Emir says: i cant understand. are u kidding with me
Hafdís: nope. wanna see my toy?
Emir: yes
Hafdís: it vibrates
Emir: yes.i know. can u take in ur pussy to it
Hafdís: put on something pink
Emir: can i see
Hafdís: when you put on somehting pink
Emir: i cant understand.do u want see my ass?
Hafdís: dress up in pink. put on a pink T-shirt or something
Emir: do u want see my ass
Hafdís: nope. I don't like asses
Emir: cant understand u. will u do masterbate
Hafdís: When you dress in pink. wear pink T-shirt
Emir says: ok
Hafdís: this is blue. I want pink. you are wearing orange
Emir: no orange this is pink. my cam is orange (yeah right)
Hafdís: I don't believe you. get a stick, or carrot, or anything that is shaped like bagle and show me
Emir: i cant understand. i dont have underwear now. great can u do masterbate now
Hafdís: get something that is like penis, but not your penis
Emir says: if u dont want masterbate.i m going cummm. i m going u a liar
Hafdís:
Are you gay?
Emir: will u do masterbate. no i m not a gay
Hafdís: http://www.hugi.is/sorp/images.php?page=view&contentId=6485682
Emir: who is this
Hafdís: this is you. I put up a picture of you on the internet, to warn every one that you are gay pervert
Emir: pls. delete to my photo. plsa


Og svo nokkur gullkorn:

g: Are you smoking
Hann: Yes
Ég: I don't want to kiss a smoking guy
Hann: I don't.


Emir: my cock 20 cm do u want see?
Hafdís: nope. I just know
Emir: its 20 cm now. very big.i ll cumm
Hafdís: The most average length in Turkey is 10cm, I know
Emir: no. u dont know

Emir: are u virgin ?
Hafdís: I lost my virginity las summer. with my beloved boyfriend
Emir: who fucked u
Hafdís: My boyfriend
Emir: cn u be orgasm ?

Emir: great. did u do any anal sex?
Hafdís: Nope. Didn't want to. Anal is for homos
Emir: i m doing with my bad girlfriend. anal sex. coz she is virgin

Emir: i m doing masterbate

Emir: i m fucking her everytime from ass
Hafdís: then she must be ugly
Emir: why. her ass very small
Hafdís: you can damage her ass by doing that
Emir: i m fucking and she s crying…

Emir: hey there arni
'Árni says: yeah ?
Emir: ur gf want do masterbate. can she do ? for me?
'Árni says: hell no , you are a sand nigger and i dont want sand niggers to see her !

(Ég semsagt sagði að Tumi og Batguy væru kærastarnir mínir xD )