The epic dude!
• Once upon a time there was leol the epic dude he was stupid and fuck ugly and had a large toes…. he wanted to start an epic journey to the magical forest of india and eat some spæsí indian food… with french fries ….. klikk klikk….. and so he packed his pantý hoes…. and went to india in his super magical french fried bmw…with ketchup!
• And then he landed on a flying boat…. and he talked to the kaptain wich was a giant talking shit shrimp (his mother was a shit – and father shrimp..and he landed on a radioactive shit) ‚‘‘dollarsign ?‘‘said the shrimp. No i dont have a dollar sign…but i have a eouro sign :€: said leol and took of his pantyhoes and walked around naked…
• And fucked a radio active can of beer…. and so he walked down in the capin and there he met his brave companion the SKULL!! And the skull had a fetish of penises… so the skull gave leol a magical skull fucking sword… and after that leol was called ‚‘‘ leol the skull fucker!‘‘
• Leol jumped out of the flying ship thingy with his cool campanion the SKULL! And he used his balls as a fallhlíf
• And then he landed on a kaktus and his balls were skraped af… then he realised that he was in the magical forest of india and he had now to eat puppies and spæsí fúd….and he of korse cold‘nt 4 get his brokkolí otherwæs he vould dæ! Híhíh´hiíhíhíh!!!
• all of a sudden he saw a beach full with naked women!! Zombi women…he tok his pantýhose off and skratched his balls and called it balls of steel and after that he was called ‚‘‘ leol the skull fucker balls of steel‘‘ and he began to fuck everywoman in the place and had a multible orgasm… tom?? Said leol …where are U?? Who the f**ck is tom said the SKULL! I dunno said leol….k! said skull…. and took off his head and kicked it away….. *rather paiontless* uhmmm….. the story man is so bored that he can‘t make this story anymore…..