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A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - John Lennon

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 17 árum

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

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Protester fyrir 17 árum

Mitt er ekkert fyndið :(
“You commit suicide after being diagnosed with HIV”

In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?

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Micromegas fyrir 17 árum

hahahahaha
Þetta var langfyndnast!

“I'm not young enough to know everything”

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DonFrOzTi fyrir 17 árum

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections. :/

#1 Team

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ChocoboFan fyrir 17 árum

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

Awww :C

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 17 árum

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 17 árum

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork…

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 17 árum

og btw, þetta kom hjá systur minni ;;

After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

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Rosebud fyrir 17 árum

While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.

… spes 8-)

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grl154 fyrir 17 árum

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

minntu mig á að fara aldrei í svona candy factory bjartur o.O

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Fannekkertgott fyrir 17 árum

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

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Gexus fyrir 17 árum

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.

Úff, ég sá þetta nú eiginlega fyrir :/

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dimz fyrir 17 árum

A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

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Penis fyrir 17 árum

As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.
ugh

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egg27 fyrir 17 árum

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

Mitt var ekkert skemmtilegt :(

You crawled and bled all the way but you were the only one,

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WineGum fyrir 17 árum

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

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Moony23 fyrir 17 árum

You die from a ruptured spleen.

Já.. hef ekki hugmynd ^^

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Lily2 fyrir 17 árum

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

En ömurlegt…

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Afhverju fyrir 17 árum

You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.

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Suffice fyrir 17 árum

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

æði! ^^,

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Neibb fyrir 17 árum

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

Joy! :D

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Parvati fyrir 17 árum

…Mitt var leim :C

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

We're just two lost souls wimming in a fish bowl.

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Skulina fyrir 17 árum

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
:'(

hehe ;D

Já NEI!

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EarthAngel fyrir 17 árum

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

nammi

Því ást er ekkert nema gamalt orð, loforð um tímabundna umhyggju.

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russatik fyrir 17 árum

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull…….

næææs

ógeð.

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Creamatron fyrir 17 árum

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

ég fékk það sama og þú O.o

lol

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russatik fyrir 17 árum

O-O

ógeð.

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lobsterman fyrir 17 árum

You know you like it :P

Þetta var awesome

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russatik fyrir 17 árum

klárlega

ógeð.

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EgilI fyrir 17 árum

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an “unimaginary” cane.

:(

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Saidin fyrir 17 árum

Hahahaha

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snugglemurder fyrir 17 árum

mitt er ömurlegt : You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days

þetta er ekkert töff

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Hellscream fyrir 17 árum

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

Kakóþeytir

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Anusmobile fyrir 17 árum

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun. Lol.

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NinjaQueen fyrir 17 árum

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

Better die standing than live on your knees.

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Laddis fyrir 17 árum

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

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viggo21 fyrir 17 árum

Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.

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THT3000 fyrir 17 árum

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

Sleppi því bara að borða. Þá er ég góður.

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ljosalfuur fyrir 17 árum

Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Rosalega, veljulegur dauði einhvað?;/

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Kwarkle fyrir 17 árum

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
Yayness!

Allir hlutir eru haldnir heimþrá til jarðarinnar og þess vegna falla þeir þangað þegar tækifæri gefst.

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Rakastig110 fyrir 17 árum

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

itcant be ;O!

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lobsterman fyrir 17 árum

Sry…
Þetta verður líklega ég :/

Þetta var awesome

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lobsterman fyrir 17 árum

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Brutal :D

Þetta var awesome

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Einhverfa fyrir 17 árum

Brutal, just like you ^-^

Meh.

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lobsterman fyrir 17 árum

Haha. Húmor að vera að lesa þetta einmitt þegar ég er nýbúinn að growla mig hásann :P

Þetta var awesome

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Einhverfa fyrir 17 árum

Haha yeah :Æ

Meh.

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saruman fyrir 17 árum

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an “unimaginary” cane.

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Michealangelo fyrir 17 árum

mitt var

Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.

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ning fyrir 17 árum

While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

næææss

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 17 árum

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

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