Strange Man: [Very disorientating Camerawork. The "audience" can be heard yelling out where they think the fish is] I wonder where that fish has gone?
Transvestite: You did love it so, you treated it like a son.
Strange Man: And it went… where-ever I… did go.
[Bends perplexingly long arms]
Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.
[Strange Man twiddles some brass taps sown to the breasts of the Transvestite's corset]
Strange Man: That went where-ever I did go.
Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
Strange Man: A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!
Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
Strange Man: That went wherever I… did go!
[a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray]