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Iceland has one of the most advanced penguin weaponry, the most advanced weapon is the T.S.U which stand for Tiny Snowball Unit
In Iceland there are more fat people than in the u.s.a
Other famous jokes are: “Hey, hvað ertu að gera þarna tómatsósan þín?” loosely translated into “Heterosexual Gangrape”, “Andlitslyfting”, loosely translated to “Fuck you ninja”
Unfortunately, due to the Icelandic habit of eating tourists, they are not popular, especially in Britain. This led to a standoff in the 1980s