Jack Bauer er betri.
Bauerize (also Bauerise) v.
1. The act destroying someone or something in a dramatic fashion in order to save the country or the world. “The terrorist was Bauerized.”
You don't play with Jack Bauer action figures, they play with you.
If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you're fucked
Jack Bauer often has to deal with Canadian terrorists, but these events are not televised. If they were, the show would be called “2”.
John McCain says torture doesn't work. Jack Bauer tortured him until he said that.
When Tony Montana said “Say hello to my little friend,” he meant Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer proceeded to kill Tony for calling him little. For Jack Bauer, a “little” goes a long way.
Jack Bauer only ives on thing for christmas, pain.
Everytime Jack Bauer says “damn”a terrorist spontaniously combusts.
Jack Bauer's preferred method of killing terrorists is actually just pointing his gun in the general direction he wants to shoot and using his sheer force of will to realign time and space so that the bullet from the gun is now in the terrorist. Triggers are for the weak
Jack Bauer put money in a parking meter and got change.
Few people know this, but the Geneva Conventions pertain only to “any and all people who are not Jack Bauer.”
Jack Bauer has more extra lives than Super Mario
Jack Bauer can kill a terrorist using only the power of his mind, but he uses conventional methods jsut for sport.
When Jack Bauer exercises, the machine gets a workout.
If you shoot Jack Bauer, you better believe he will interrogate your bullet, and know who shot at him.
The only reason that Chuck Norris is not Jack Bauer's bitch is that Jack doesn't like to lie down on the job
“Panic! At the Disco” was originally called “At the Disco”. Then Jack Bauer showed up.
Jack Bauer casts a shadow so big, most of the world just calls it “night.”
Jack Bauer doesn't require a whole group of men to perform bukkake on you, just himself.
Jack Bauer convinced AIDS to leave Magic Johnson's body.
Jack Bauer once fingered 3 girls… with 2 hands
Black people are jealous of the size of Jack Bauer's penis.
Jesus did not die for our sins. He refused to divulge information to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer makes his own clothes out of the stomach lining of former terrorists.
God created the universe in 6 days. That’s 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.
Sudoku puzzles solve themselves when they see Jack Bauer coming.
The reason there is a 50% divorce rate in the United States is because Jack Bauer is still single.
Jack bauer taught David Hasselhoff how to swim.
Jack Bauer doesn't lie. He tortures the truth until it admits it is wrong.
Neo, you wanted to know what the Matrix is. Well, Jack Bauer is The Matrix.
Most people sleep with both eyes closed. Some people are believed to sleep with one eye open. As for Jack Bauer… he doesn't sleep at all. Sleep is for the weak.
Whenever Emeril says ‘Bam’ – he is referring to another kill by Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer only wears body armor to protect the men behind him.
All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Clint Eastwood knows Jack Bauer is always feeling lucky.
Jack Bauer killed the person who claimed to be “The Man”. Jack Bauer then insisted that people who think they are sweet refer to themselves as “Jack Bauer”.
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