svo ég bjó til alveg æðislegt lag

Oh oh that woman fell down a stair
she was fat as a whale, so I guess it was fair
her fall made a crack in the ground
shocking for everyone that were walkin' around

Oh oh after the fall, she was sooo- sore!
Did you see the scar, it's like she was stabbed to the- core!
So right, the workers came to fill-ah the hole
Oh no! They fell down as they were eaten whole!

So- that's the woman who fell down the stair;
Oh no, she fell down in a lair!

The woman was rolling all through spain;
Through the grain;
People who saw the lady were all; “Am I really sane?”
She was so fat she could be seen from a plane
Oooooh, it's the lady who fell down the stair

To look at the lady, oh do you dare?

O.o